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nebular (nebular) wrote,
@ 2011-04-24 19:40:00

» NEBULAR POP CULTURE.
celebrities.

Corinne Ahn Possibly the biggest Asian celebrity in Fauxlywood right now. She started out in dark indie flicks but has since moved on to quirky romcoms and summer blockbusters.

Fifi Calderon A model once known for cutting edge photo spreads and temper tantrums, Fifi briefly fell off the map after a nervous breakdown. She returned to stardom as a changed woman and is considered a humanitarian.

Crimson Clover Despite claming to be a feminist, Crimson Clover's notorious tirades only seem to hurt the movement. She's a republican to the very core, and her show on Fox Networksphere ("Cuttin' the Crap! with Crimson Clover") has a huge fan base.

Kiely Edwards America's sweetheart. Pretty much 2210's answer to Sandra Bullock, unexpected Oscar win and philandering ex-husband included.

Dorian Grayson Once almost universally considered to be a heartthrob, Dorian Grayson's popularity has waned with age. He's now a recluse living somewhere in the Wastelands, occasionally releasing country western albums under the pseudonym Hank Rodville.

Peeta Grayson Peeta Grayson seems to be following in the footsteps of his father, though he still has a few years of heartthrob left in him. One the highest paid actors in Fauxlywood.

Lollipop Horroblossom Lollipop (real name Kim Hernandez) is very well known among horror buffs and alternative porn perusers alike. She's the unofficial holder of the scream queen title.

Dr. Bunsen Jude More commonly known as The Science Dude, Dr. Jude is a brilliant physicist turned children's show host. His show has been lauded for being educational and enjoyed by both adults and children.

Ka$hew Ka$hew is just as glittery and disgusting as her great-great-great-great-great-grandmother, Ke$ha.

Jennifer Kennedy III As the It Girl of indie pop, Jen Kennedy III may not be well-known but is adored by those who have heard of her. Rumor has it that she's tired of singing and wants to break into acting.

Algernon Lamonte Excessively wealthy Fauxlywood producer and doting father. He was once a talented director and has a knack for picking which movies to back. If he's involved in any way, the film is going to be a success.

Angelique Lamonte Angelique Lamonte is a terrible actress, but just try telling her father that. Though he's good at recognizing real talent, Mr. Lamonte is blind when it comes to his daughter. Angelique has a long, impressive filmography.

Miranda Morrison A superbly talented British actress. Miranda has starred in many wonderful movies and is often nominated for Oscars, but always seems to be snubbed. A noticeable and recent case is when Kiely Edwards' arguably boring role won over Miranda's stirring portrayal of Hillary Clinton.

Phoenix Newton Space Zach Efron.

Britanna Olsen Space Miley Cyrus.

John John Paul Reality TV star and general waste of space. John John is bound and determined to ride his 15 minutes of fame as far as it will take him, and has already "written" two books.

London Quality London is the vapid heir to the Quality Inn fortune. She's famous for being famous and almost everyone hates her. She wears fur, parties all day, and sleeps with anyone with a pulse.

Waldo Ratchet A very recognizable figure, Waldo Ratchet has been acting for almost sixty years. Everyone wants him in their movies and no one really cares that he's stopped playing characters and seems to only play himself.

Henry Von Doorsten Once a popular actor on a CWsphere show, Henry Von Doorsten has since become somewhat of a joke. While other actors may resent such a fate, Henry has taken it in stride. He rather enjoys being an Internet meme.

Yeron The egotistical, eccentric, mysterious founder of Yeron Empire Recordings. His ego is the size of Jupiter, but it has every right to be. Every single one of his signed artists is immensely talented and successful.